Fucks Across America

The Plan

A friend from Australia is coming to the US for TBRU and asked me if I'd go with him on a road trip from Dallas to Ft. Lauderdale.  After a little bit of thought, I decided we'd use my car, which means I'll be driving to Dallas.  Then I realized driving one way means driving back and that's when the FUCKS ACROSS AMERICA road trip was born.

So I'll be leaving Las Vegas as early as I can on Tuesday, May 16 and I'll drive as far east as I can.  I may get as far as Albuquerqe, but that's ambitious.  I do know I want to a) take the detour through the Painted Desert and b) do most (if not all) of my driving during daylight hours.  TBRU is in Dallas through mid-day on Sunday the 21st when my Australian friend and I will leave for Austin.  We'll probably stay there for 2 nights; I want to hang at Hippie Hollow and I want to see the bats.

After that, we plan to be in Fort Lauderdale for Friday May 26th.  What happens in the middle (and with whom) is anybody's guess.  I do know that I'll be taking as many appointments as is practical, so feel free to contact me to try and set something up.

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Fucks Across America

The Routes

The way east is already set, more or less:  Las Vegas to Dallas to Fort Lauderdale.  Plus we'll be stopping in Austin because I want to see the bats.

The return trip is still up in the air and will be determined by how long my funds hold out and what income-generating opportunities (i. e. appointments and such) turn up along the way.  Still, unless something REALLY BIG comes along, I'll take a southern route home.

PLEASE NOTE:  Except for my return date (I need to be back in Las Vegas by June 9), NONE OF THIS is carved in stone and ALL OF IT is subject to change at any moment.  So feel free to invite me to your town.

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