At least once a week, I get an e-mail or instant message from a total stranger saying something along the lines of: “Dude, you’re really hot but I don’t need to hire an escort to get a date.”

As if I care.

When I do respond to these guys, I make sure to point out that a good 90 to 95% of my clients don’t “need” to hire either.  It’s true.  Most of my clients are attractive, intelligent, nicely-built, well-socialized guys who could get a date any where they want, any night of the week. 

So why do they hire?

First off, there’s the sheer economics of it.  Once you add up the expenses involved in your average Saturday night fishing expedition (drinks, parking, getting something to eat) your total is going to come pretty close to what it costs to hire an escort anyway. 

There’s also the “no muss, no fuss” factor:  you're a busy guy and you don't have all day (or all night) to mess around looking for someone to accompany you to that special dinner party.  With an escort  you make the arrangements, we go to the ball game, I may or may not give you a massage, and that’s the end of it. 

Also, there’s “what happens in Vegas…”  Now I happen to live and work in Las Vegas, but there are plenty of places all over the world where you might find yourself in a strange town and in need of a date.  Along the same lines, maybe you want to have dinner with a handsome guy who isn't one of the salesmen you'll be with for the next three days.  Hiring an escort is a way to take care of that within your limited timeframe. 

But most importantly,  you’re worth it.  You hire professionals to work on your car and paint your kitchen  precisely the way you want, don’t’ you?  Well what’s wrong with bringing in an intimacy consultant when the need arises?

All of which is to say that there’s nothing wrong with spending a little dough to get exactly what you want, when where and how you want it.  You might not need to hire someone to go with you to the office Christmas party, or a strong handsome man to rub the stress out of your neck and shoulders... but when you want someone to help you with those things, just remember that one phone call and I can be at your service.

All money exchanged is strictly for time an comnpanionship.